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Thursday, 11 August 2011

I want my CURRY !!!




This is seriously one of the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen.

Kindly read on ...


Outcry against CMC for imposing restrictions on Singapore Indian family eating curry at home

A massive outcry has erupted in cyberspace over a shocking decision made by the Community Mediation Center (CMC) to impose restrictions on a Singaporean Indian family cooking and eating curry at home following a complaint by their PRC neighbors.
The CMC is a semi-official body under the Minister of Law whose purpose is to provide mediation services in social, community or family disputes that do not involve a seizable offence (where police are legally empowered to arrest without a warrant) under any written law.
The Temasek Review Emeritus (TRE) carried a report yesterday on a PRC family lodging a complaint to the CMC about its neighbor cooking and eating curry at home:
“They said: ‘Can you please do something? Can you don’t cook curry? Can you don’t eat curry?’,” said Madam Marcellina Giam, a Community Mediation Centre mediator. But the Indian family stood firm.
In the end, Mdm Giam got the Indian family to agree to cook curry only when the Chinese family was not home. In return, they wanted their Chinese neighbours to at least give their dish a try.
Many netizens who do not understand why CMC made such a incomprehensible decision to ask the Singaporean Indian family to cook and eat curry only when the PRC family is not at home.
Curry is a staple diet of Singaporeans and the Chinese and Malay cook and eat curry as well in a variety of cuisines.
Shermaine Tan was astonished by CMC’s decision:
“I am simply amazed that CMC actually did this… Which part has our fellow Indian family done wrong? Tell us!! why must they closed windows & doors to cook curry???? They are not doing anything illegal!! What if they dun like races other than their own? Isit must move out then? Exactly who are the real owners in SG? We are educated to live harmoniously with all races since the minute we are born into this country and I am very proud to say we all have done a very good job over the decades… Totally disappointed with CMC of not solving the problem equally…
Tan Boon Huat blamed the mediator for suggesting a ’stupid’ solution:
“It is WRONG for the mediator to even suggest as settlement that the local family should only cook when the new PRC family is OUT…. what stupid logic is that? what if they alway have a housewife or old folk that always in the HOUSE, then the local family forever dont need to eat curry??!! WTF ’settlement great idea”, that “Giam” local mediator woman should just go and F herself.”
Pauline Lim felt CMC is opening a can of worms:
“The surprising thing to me was that the CMC actually asked the Indian family not to cook curry while the Chinese family was home. WTF? Can i also complain about my neighbors smoking IN THEIR OWN HOME but the smoke wafted over? How about durians? Incense? Where do they draw the line then? Absolute madness. CMC is opening a can of worms for themselves. Good luck.”
Lim H Y felt CMC was too accomodating:
“Why is CMC so accomodating to these so called “FT” that we the true blue S’poreans got to give in to them??? wat a joke!! if they can’t assimilate into our lifestyle & culture, PACK UP AND BALIK KAMPUNG OR VILLAGE!!….still got the cheek to boast abt your 5000 years of Chinese culture & history….. ; P….”
The PAP launched a $10 million dollar ‘Community Integration Fund’ last year to help the newcomers ‘integrate’ into Singapore last year to make them feel accepted, welcomed and happy in Singapore.
PAP leaders have also been exhorting Singaporeans to ‘embrace’ and welcome foreigners with an ‘open heart’.
One PAP MP even splurged taxpayers’ monies on organizing a ‘Water Festival’ to show foreigners that Singaporeans ‘respect’ them.
For all the ‘wayang’ put up by the PAP so far, it appears that it is native Singaporeans who need to be ‘re-integrated’ into a new Singapore which is becoming increasingly dominated by foreigners under the pro-foreigner PAP regime.
With 5 more years to go and another few shiploads of foreigners coming to Singapore, it is only a matter of time before Singaporeans become a minority in their own country of birth, no thanks to the PAP’s mass-immigration policies.
For those who are unhappy with CMC’s decision to disallow the Indian family to cook or eat curry when the PRC family is at home, you can contact CMC here to provide your feedback:
mlaw_hq_cmc@mlaw.gov.sg
The CMC settlement is binding meaning that if the Indian family fails to adhere to it, the PRC family can sue them in court for damages. Please help our fellow Singaporeans or we may end up like them one day. Thanks!



My thoughts:

After this entire fiasco, they still have the cheek to ask for feedback.

Honestly, a little brains please ?

I mean what kind of feedback do you expect ? Do you expect people to congratulate you on this breakthrough on human rights ? Do you expect people to shake your hand, give you a pat on the shoulders and give you a present for a job well done ? Or do you want a hug instead ?

So what now ? Every single time they wanna cook curry, they are required, by law, no less, to see whether their PRC neighbours are at home ? Such moves, in other countries, though more severe, makes more sense ( at least from 1 point of view ) than this. Catholics in Northern Ireland ( last time ) had lower chance of entering public university. Sinhalese in Sri Lanka had less unemployment rights. The blacks in US could not sit in a bus. Now, half a century later, Indian families in Sg are not allowed to cook curry unless they have their neighbours' approval. 

This warrants a huge "WHAT IN THE WORLD OF SHIT ?!?!"

After years and years and millions of bucks invested into our educational system, out of all the possible solutions for this delicate mediation, the most mind-boggling one is chosen. Come on ! 

I've nothing against CMC, the PRC or whoever's involved. The issue here ain't about the different races nor is it about any particular governmental ministry, it is just about improper utilization of brain juice in handling this issue. 




Tuesday, 5 July 2011

Voldemort won't be too happy coming to Singapore

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I came to the conclusion that if Voldemort ever comes to Singapore, he will definitely not be referred to as He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named.

Confirmed ! Guarantee chop !

This is because Sgporeans simply won't say out the full "He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named"

He will probably AT MOST, be known as "The one lor" or "The no nose one" or "The fake one" ... 
Actually more likely or not, he will be known as "the siao one"

We all know how Singaporeans simply LOVE abbreviations.

Hence, the most, Sgporeans will just acknowledge Volemort as HWMNBN. Or something else like HNN ( He No Name ) ... Or N(square) ( No Name ) ... 

Singaporeans just can't be bothered with shit long names which will take up our precious time to freaking pronounce ... It just doesn't work for us !

He can crucio the shit out of us but no way in hell we Sgporeans will call him He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named.

I guess then he will be pissed off and then ...


 




Friday, 1 July 2011

My life should be like this

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Sometimes i just want my life to be this simple



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Ah screw that ... I just want to be filthy rich

Monday, 20 June 2011

Random post about Gandalf- Bearer of the Big Torchlight

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I know that the LTR trilogy was like a couple of years back but I've always wanted to comment on how Gandalf- the wizard, was portrayed in the movies.

According to Wikipedia and the storybooks itself, Gandalf was a being of the same order as Sauron- Maia. They were higher beings than mere humans with immortal blood and blessed with many gifts to shape the world as they wanted to. Which in other words, means, DAMN IMBA.
So I couldn't really take it when all Gandalf could do, when the Nazguls ( Ringwraiths ) appeared before the doors of Gondor while attempting to devour the doomed warriors of Gondor, was to shine a bloody torchlight at them.

See !
If you carried on watching, Gandalf did nothing more than just to wave this bloody torchlight at them and actually did MANAGED to scare the Nazguls off.

This scene irks my soul.
Firstly, the Nazguls are not some pussy-whipped villains.

They are deadly emissaries of the Dark Bitch called Sauron the Ringmaker.
You do not just scare them away with a bloody torchlight.

It's like using a torchlight to battle with the evil Voldermort instead of using a proper wand !

Can u imagine shaking that little electronic device at him while shouting "WINGADIUM LEVIOSA !!!!" in your feeble attempt to lift up his cloak to cover his eyes ??
NOT GONNA WORK !


Stupid movie directors for LOTR ...

I Hope I Don't Get Sued For This Picture Editing

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Okay ... I don't know how many of you really get it but what Kiara ( the lioness ) said wasn't referring to the darkness in her heart actually

;p