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I came to the conclusion that if Voldemort ever comes to Singapore, he will definitely not be referred to as He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named.
Confirmed ! Guarantee chop !
This is because Sgporeans simply won't say out the full "He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named"
He will probably AT MOST, be known as "The one lor" or "The no nose one" or "The fake one" ...
Actually more likely or not, he will be known as "the siao one"
We all know how Singaporeans simply LOVE abbreviations.
Hence, the most, Sgporeans will just acknowledge Volemort as HWMNBN. Or something else like HNN ( He No Name ) ... Or N(square) ( No Name ) ...
Singaporeans just can't be bothered with shit long names which will take up our precious time to freaking pronounce ... It just doesn't work for us !
He can crucio the shit out of us but no way in hell we Sgporeans will call him He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named.
I guess then he will be pissed off and then ...
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