Random post about Gandalf- Bearer of the Big Torchlight

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I know that the LTR trilogy was like a couple of years back but I've always wanted to comment on how Gandalf- the wizard, was portrayed in the movies.

According to Wikipedia and the storybooks itself, Gandalf was a being of the same order as Sauron- Maia. They were higher beings than mere humans with immortal blood and blessed with many gifts to shape the world as they wanted to. Which in other words, means, DAMN IMBA.

So I couldn't really take it when all Gandalf could do, when the Nazguls ( Ringwraiths ) appeared before the doors of Gondor while attempting to devour the doomed warriors of Gondor, was to shine a bloody torchlight at them.

See !

If you carried on watching, Gandalf did nothing more than just to wave this bloody torchlight at them and actually did MANAGED to scare the Nazguls off.

This scene irks my soul.

Firstly, the Nazguls are not some pussy-whipped villains.

They are deadly emissaries of the Dark Bitch called Sauron the Ringmaker.

You do not just scare them away with a bloody torchlight.

It's like using a torchlight to battle with the evil Voldermort instead of using a proper wand !

Can u imagine shaking that little electronic device at him while shouting "WINGADIUM LEVIOSA !!!!" in your feeble attempt to lift up his cloak to cover his eyes ??

NOT GONNA WORK !

Stupid movie directors for LOTR ...

I Hope I Don't Get Sued For This Picture Editing

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Okay ... I don't know how many of you really get it but what Kiara ( the lioness ) said wasn't referring to the darkness in her heart actually

;p

Malaysian Prayer

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I tell you all hor ... ED is really getting out of hand with me being Malaysian.

EVERY SINGLE TIME WE MEET UP !

CONFIRM GOT 10+ MALAYSIAN JOKES BEING MADE !

100% GUARANTEE CHOP !

This is really too much !

It all started with Gerard Chen !

I tell you !

This guy is a genius at making Malaysian joke ! The worst thing is that he will store up all his Malaysian jokes and then unleash on me one time jialat jialat ! 

NO MERCY AT ALL.

He even made fun of my buyaodongdong.blogspot.com !

You know bu yao dong dong is actually pronounced as bu(4) yao(4) dong(4) dong(4). The numbers represent the 4 pitches for hanyu pinyin. 

buyaodongdong directly translates into DON'T TOUCH TOUCH.

Do you know how  Mr Gerard Chen tried to make fun of it ? He tried to say it with the Malaysian chinese accent.

So it goes something like this ...

For those who knows how to speak mandarin, you will know that bu(3) yao(2) dong(3) dong(2) sounds damn ridiculous. Also, I regret to inform you all that, THIS is exactly how Malaysian chinese sounds like when they speak mandarin. But but but, I DON'T SPEAK LIKE THAT ! 

I took Higher Chinese during O-levels and I'm freaking sure my examiner did not stare at me while I was having my Oral Examination during my Chinese O-level.

Anyhow, the jokes didn't stop there, in fact, it started WAYYYY before that. 

So ... We were at ED meeting, supposedly discussing about YOL.

I said supposedly because one bloody quarter of the time, I was being poked fun at because of my nationality !

The worst thing was that at the end of the meeting, Val, suddenly inspired by some dark spirit, said this  ...

I'm like WHAT THE SHIT !!!

It's like what you want me to do ???

Do a Malaysian Prayer is it ?

You think there is a Malaysian Prayer ah ???

I can't even think of how it will go even if it exist !!

Okay okay .

I'll give it a go okay.

Here goes ................

Dear Lord,

Thank you for Malaysia.

Thank you for all the palm trees that lined the highways.

Thank you for the water the flows from (*frowns- because actually I don't really know where the water flows from) upstairs to downstairs.

Thank you for the weather because I know it can be much worse than it presently is.

Thank you for the chendol stalls that always open till 9pm every night.

Thank you for the terrible smoke in the sky because honestly, it smells better than many things in Malaysia.

Thank you for our Twin Towers, because finally we can be number 1 in something for a period of time.

Amen.

THERE YOU GO VAL ! HAPPY NOW !!

ED HAS PERVERTED MEMBERS: GILBERT / SEB / JOACHIM / GERARD

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Just take a look at this picture ...

Is there anything wrong ?

Out of the ordinary ?

Anything pointing wrong ?

Nothing right !

Then Joachim, our pro drummer, just had to add this in ...

This is how all hell broke loose ...

Let the nipple talk begin ...

(P.S. Okay since this picture did not have Gilbert in it, so I've got to find an appropriate one for him ... So here's Gilbert the bear for you)

If something can scare a bear, you've really got to watch out for it ...

This was when the nipple-talk truly began ...

I KNOW RIGHT !

ED HAS MEGA ISSUES !

Lester has issues. So big. SO BIG.

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I swear sometimes people are just dying to be featured on my blog.

So aside from Andrea, I shall allow some airtime for Lester, my friend with issues.

I was just cruising through Facebook 10 minutes ago when a chat box popped out.

So it was Lester.

I thought what had happened when all I saw was a freaking penguin emoticon.

To cut to the chase, I shall just show you all the convo.

 

HE PUT A FREAKING PENGUIN EMOTICON OUT OF THE BLUE AND THEN TELL ME IT'S COOL LIKE HIM.

SOMEONE GO AND TELL HIM HE HAS ISSUES.

Les ! Go wear this shirt !

New addition to this post:

As if everything wasn't weird enough. My super weird friend decided to compose a weird poem dedicated to Lester.

Here you go:

Someone go tell Christine she has big issues too !

WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE WORLD TODAY !?!?!

My Friend Loves Justin Bieber A Little Too Much

So one day, I was in Lester's office when I heard the CHEESIEST stuff ever.

After which I'm like ...

And then she just replied ...

Oh man.

This is, in John Fan's words, a Zzzznnngggg moment.

Now. This is not a JB bashing.

I actually DO enjoy some of his songs. Sometimes.

So I shan't comment much :D






I love my friends.

They give me such joy !

My friend finds Optimus Prime HOT !

I think it's been some time since i last blogged.

So I shall start with my dear friend ... I think you'll know her name already since I've featured her so many times. Out of the pure innate goodness of my heart of course.

So apparently she posted on Facebook that she has a mega crush on Optimus Prime.

Issues right ? 

Even robots eh !

Girl you've got to set some boundaries man !!

If I knew it would turn out this way ...

I would never have let go of our 30 sec hugs ...

I would never have let go when we held hands under the table in macs ...

I would have memorized your smell when my lips touched your neck ...

I would remember your touch when we held hands till we fall asleep ...

I would never have let go of your left arm as we laid side by side ...

I had hoped it wouldn't end like this ...

I have never stop loving you ...


Love
Mister K.