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I tell you all hor ... ED is really getting out of hand with me being Malaysian.
EVERY SINGLE TIME WE MEET UP !
CONFIRM GOT 10+ MALAYSIAN JOKES BEING MADE !
100% GUARANTEE CHOP !
This is really too much !
It all started with Gerard Chen !
I tell you !
This guy is a genius at making Malaysian joke ! The worst thing is that he will store up all his Malaysian jokes and then unleash on me one time jialat jialat !
NO MERCY AT ALL.
He even made fun of my buyaodongdong.blogspot.com !
You know bu yao dong dong is actually pronounced as bu(4) yao(4) dong(4) dong(4). The numbers represent the 4 pitches for hanyu pinyin.
buyaodongdong directly translates into DON'T TOUCH TOUCH.
Do you know how Mr Gerard Chen tried to make fun of it ? He tried to say it with the Malaysian chinese accent.
So it goes something like this ...
For those who knows how to speak mandarin, you will know that bu(3) yao(2) dong(3) dong(2) sounds damn ridiculous. Also, I regret to inform you all that, THIS is exactly how Malaysian chinese sounds like when they speak mandarin. But but but, I DON'T SPEAK LIKE THAT !
I took Higher Chinese during O-levels and I'm freaking sure my examiner did not stare at me while I was having my Oral Examination during my Chinese O-level.
Anyhow, the jokes didn't stop there, in fact, it started WAYYYY before that.
So ... We were at ED meeting, supposedly discussing about YOL.
I said supposedly because one bloody quarter of the time, I was being poked fun at because of my nationality !
The worst thing was that at the end of the meeting, Val, suddenly inspired by some dark spirit, said this ...
I'm like WHAT THE SHIT !!!
It's like what you want me to do ???
Do a Malaysian Prayer is it ?
You think there is a Malaysian Prayer ah ???
I can't even think of how it will go even if it exist !!
Okay okay .
I'll give it a go okay.
Here goes ................
Dear Lord,
Thank you for Malaysia.
Thank you for all the palm trees that lined the highways.
Thank you for the water the flows from (*frowns- because actually I don't really know where the water flows from) upstairs to downstairs.
Thank you for the weather because I know it can be much worse than it presently is.
Thank you for the chendol stalls that always open till 9pm every night.
Thank you for the terrible smoke in the sky because honestly, it smells better than many things in Malaysia.
Thank you for our Twin Towers, because finally we can be number 1 in something for a period of time.
Amen.
THERE YOU GO VAL ! HAPPY NOW !!
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