Being the only Malaysian in ED ...

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This blog post is actually supposed to be linked to the previous one ...


But when Blogger was in downtime mode ...


It had to delete my latest blog posts ...


Which totally earned it an instant "ta ma de" from me ...


So continuing with the story of what happened during ED's supper night-out ...






























You would think that after the intense discussion on the best way for our bowel motion ...



That would be the end of "what-the-shit" topics ...



But noooooooo ....



There's more !



Apparently, Gerard got this thing about me being Malaysian ...



So every week, he has this "quota" thing to hit before our suppertime ends ...



It's like he doesn't know that 98% of the water that's residing in his body, IN FACT, comes from Malaysia ...



So it went like this ....






























He started off the topic by saying something about Texas ...



So being the kind of person who doesn't travel much ... me ...



Decided to ask him, in an innocent manner, whether Texas is in America ...



I emphasize !



IN AN INNOCENT MANNER ...




Then he replied, " This Malaysian hor ... seriously ... "




Then, being very happy because he drew first blood that night ... he laughed quietly to himself ...

And nooooooo ...




He ain't done !




 He then asked me, " Eh Xavier ah ! Your country got radio station or not "




I'm like WHAT !??!




WHERE GOT PEOPLE ASK SUCH QUESTION ONE !




OF COURSE MY COUNTRY GOT RADIO STATION LA !!!




So in my bid to show hm that Malaysia, does indeed has radio station ...



I went to Wikipedia to search !




So there you go Gerard !



Quote Wikipedia
"There are a total of 19 private and 34 government-owned radio stations in Malaysia."



Then being very pleased with scoring 2 hits straight ... He laughed quietly to himself again ...

So ...



I'll would love to have a respite from the battering of my beloved palm tree country ...



Then Val came along ...




So ... I was going on about how Katy Perry's music video was a little inappropriate because her breasts kept on shooting out sparklers while singing a song of hope and optimism !




Which is true ! For non-believers, you go to my previous posts named " Why why why ????? " and check out the pic ...




So Rebecca said, " Eh? You now then watch ah "




So dear Val ... Decided to jump onto the " Xavier the Malaysian " wagon ... came swiftly with a reply ...




You'll never have guessed what she said ...

In one powerful stroke, she took a swing at my country, my country's time lapse with current pop entertainment scene and my country's censorship board !






Then Gerard seeing this, quietly celebrated his team effort with Val with another quiet laugh ...

Disclaimer: I still love you two ! Haha ! Please don't kill me :) Please don't sue me Gerard ! I've only got 50 bucks in my account !