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Monday, 9 May 2011

Quote: " MAKE ME A MOTHER ON MOTHER'S DAY"

Uh huh ! Yup ! Someone said that ! I'm not gonna say who ! But you'll probably know her very well !

Haha !!! I'm not gonna explicitly name HER ! But she is from XINMIN SECONDARY ! Hmmmm.

She always shout 'Xavier !!!!!!" and then run to my arm, which now i feel is almost a separate entity from my main body.

Yup ! That's her !

*MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !

She, being the extremely gifted person that she is, has many other quotes which she has been storing up in anticipation of the setting up of my blog. After which, she can then unleash her true powers and then i shall advertise her powers to the whole world.


Okay. Enough with her quote about making her a mother on Mother's day ! Now i shall go on to quotes from my friends from school !















Let me share one of my school friend's power quote !

"NO BOOBY NO ANGER"

That can be interpreted in both manners.

1) If you got no boobs, you can't be angry because your protruding chest area gives you the ability to be pissed off.

2) If you got no boobs, you're such a sad person that you ARE NOT ALLOWED to be angry, fearing the backlash from the rest of the world who are governed by the constitution that only those with boobs have the right to be angry.


Okay. Me, fearing the backlash from my very nice church community, SHALL HENCEFORTH STATE THAT THIS PARTICULAR POST IS FOR NON-SERIOUS PURPOSES AND SHALL NOT BE CONSTRUED AS AN ATTEMPT TO JUSTIFY THE ANGER OF FEMALES BY THEIR PHYSICAL ATTRIBUTES.

ANGER COMES FROM YOUR BRAIN AND NOT FROM ANYTHING ELSE, YES, NOT EVEN THE HEART BECAUSE HEART ONLY PUMPS THE BLOOD AND NOT CONTROL YOUR EMOTION. IF YOU ARE THAT DUMB THEN YES YOU DESERVE TO BE ANGRY AT YOURSELF ! I WILL EVEN BE SO KIND AS TO BE ANGRY AT YOU ON YOUR BEHALF IF YOU ARE NOT ANGRY ENOUGH !

DO NOT COME AND CONFRONT ME AND TELL ME BOOBS DOES NOT EQUATE TO THE RIGHT OF BEING ANGRY. I KNOW. JUST LIKE HOW I KNOW 1+1 AINT 4 !

Peace :D

Because i'm running out of time, i shall end my post here. But no worries ! Got more coming up ! :D

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