Question: Do you place toilet paper into the toilet bowl before shitting ?

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You would think about when ED goes for supper after our weekly practice ...






We would chat about ...





Music ...





PnW songs ...





Instruments ...





Con 2 camp ...




Life ...

































But nooooooooooo ...





































That ain't true ...



Not by a long stretch ...



That's because we were busy discussing about ...






































SHITTING ETIQUETTE !



YUP !



Not just for like 2 or 3 mins ...



But for 20 mins !



They are discussing about one of the most mysterious aspect of being a human being ...



DO YOU ... OR DO YOU NOT ... IN FACT ... PLACE TOILET PAPER INTO THE TOILET BOWL BEFORE SHITTING ?



Uh huh ...



Apparently, out of everyone at the table, only the smart ones ( Joachim, Gerard and me ) admitted that we do IN FACT, put toilet paper into the toilet bowl before our anal excavation process ...
















Actually i think it's only common sense ...



You know, you wouldn't want your ass to be splattered by weird brownish stains when your bowels get a little violent right ?



Hence ... For obvious reasons like personal hygiene and integrity of our "hull" behind ...



We would actually take the trouble of putting in some toilet paper into the toilet bowl in order to "soften" the impact of our faeces when they land into the watery grave of the toilet bowl ...




This ... is obviously to prevent the so-called infamous "splash effect"




Do you know how sick is it when you feel the dirty water splattering on the skin of your ass ?



Your ass will look damn "pimplish" ...



Like this !

Don't diss my pic okay ...



You have no idea how long i took to spray the colours on ...



But it's true you know !



You know what's worse ?



It's when you got violent explosive diarrhea ...



You have no idea how the "splash effect" will be ...



It's like in DOTA, the AOE ( Area of Effect ) is like freaking tripled or something ...



In some "freak diarrhea" ...



Your ass will look like this ...

It's not just splattering of the dirty water ...



Because of the repeated *boom *splash *boom *splash *drip *drip *BOOM *splash effect ...



You will even have traces of faecal stuff sticking to your precious buttock skin like some weird ass scars ...



You have no idea how shit ass scary that kind of splashing can do to your ass ...



So ...



The moral of this post is this ...



Be kind to your ass skin ...



Be gentle with your "hull" ...



Just like how you'll eat with decorum and proper etiquette ...



Your ass will like to remind you to "behave" and take precaution when you shit too !



That's some "food for thoughts" :)