Why why why ???

Okay because i am so bored, i shall post another short one.

This is about Katy Perry's latest music video for her hit single Firework.

Honestly, i love the song. I think its so heartwarming how she managed to bring across this spirit of hopefulness and this attitude of never-giving-up in this particular song of hers.

Even the lyrics ! Okay let's hear it......











LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA ( I actually took the effort to count the number of beats before the words kick in ! )


Do you ever feel like a plastic bag
Drifting throught the wind
Wanting to start again

Do you ever feel, feel so paper thin
Like a house of cards
One blow from caving in

 

Do you ever feel already buried deep
Six feet under scream
But no one seems to hear a thing

  

Do you know that there's still a chance for you
Cause there's a spark in you

Even all her live performances showed her life-givingness and her stage presence is so infectious and brought such great joy in me!

I FEEL LIKE I CAN FLY AFTER WATCHING HER PERFORM FIREWORKS LIVE !!!!!!!!

I FEEL LIKE THIS !

 

Okay...All positivism aside....

There's just one thing though that i'm not very happy about.

It's not really that big a deal but yeah, it kinda made me see red a little.

If you've watched the music video, you'll know what I'm talking about.

You know why ?

Let me show you !

 

 So... what's so wrong about that right? I mean ITS JUST BLOODY SPARKLES FLYING OUT OF HER BREAST !! 

WHY MUST SHE SHOOT SPARKLES OUT FROM HER BREAST ??!!?

Why ? Why ? Why ?

So she feels that after such a warm and spirit-lifting song, she must ADD MORE FUEL and set her breast on fire !?!?!

Oh oh oh .... is this how she is trying to help those low self-esteem kids ??? 

BY SETTING THEIR BOOBS OR MOOBS ON FIRE ?!?!?!

AND THEN ADDING INSULT TO INJURY.... ATTEMPT TO LIGHT UP THE SPARKLERS USING THE FIRE FROM THEIR PROTRUDING CHEST AREA !

Really ?

You can find no other way huh ?

Because of this video, parents ALL AROUND THE WORLD KNOW HOW TO BEST HELP THEIR KIDS WHENEVER THEY ARE FEELING IN THE DUMPS !

Conversation between parents and child.....

Mom: Hi my pretty daughter. How is your school ?

Daughter: Hmmm .. I don't know ... i don't really have as many friends as our neighbour, Kelly, and i feel kinda jealous....

Mother: Oh honey, it's gonna be okay... All you have to do is to follow Katy Perry and light up your boobs on fire and then use the fire to light some sparklers. After which, you can share the sparklers with your friends during recess time and you'll have many friends then !

Daughter: Oh ya hor ! Why haven't i thought of that ! Silly me ! I shall go buy some sparklers now !

*Daughter skips to SKP to buy some cheap sparklers in anticipation of school tomorrow

Sheesh !